AMC wants you to think they’ve done something generous. Something for the fans. A little thank-you to moviegoers for sticking around through Marvel fatigue and overpriced ICEEs. The bucket in question.What they’ve actually done is hand you a plastic bucket and said: “Now you can keep paying us $6 for popcorn… but feel good about it.” ...
The 77-cent gender wage gap is one of the most aggressively promoted statistical lies in American political life. It won’t die, not because it’s true, not because it survives the slightest scrutiny, but because it is useful. Politicians repeat it, journalists amplify it, and advocacy groups fundraise off it. The number drifts over time, 77 cents in one era, 82 cents in another, 84 cents in another, but the trick never changes. ...
Walk into a corporate training session today and you’re likely to be greeted not with a discussion of strategy, execution, or accountability but with something closer to a group therapy session. “Let’s go around the room and share how we’re feeling today.” “Hold up a color card that represents your mood.” “Let’s celebrate each other with affirmations.” This is not a wellness retreat. These are sessions for highly compensated professionals responsible for real budgets, clients, and teams. And yet the tone is increasingly indistinguishable from a kindergarten classroom. ...
For decades, mainstream marine biology has clung to a comfortable, risk-averse, thoroughly uninspired consensus: you cannot put a human phallus inside a salp. (If you have never heard of a salp: it is a barrel-shaped, gelatinous, free-floating marine invertebrate that pumps seawater through its body to feed. Picture a translucent tube the consistency of a contact lens, drifting through the open ocean, minding its own business. The link above has photographs. They are worth your time.) ...
I honk back at everything. It doesn’t matter who the horn was for. It doesn’t matter if I can even see the car that produced it. If I’m behind the wheel and a horn goes off anywhere in the vicinity, I honk. Once, firmly, with purpose. Then I continue my drive like nothing happened. I’d been doing this for years before I ever thought to question it. Then one afternoon, somewhere in stop-and-go traffic with a horn going off three or four cars ahead, aimed at someone I couldn’t see, about something I’d never know, my hand went reflexively to the center of my steering wheel. Afterward I asked myself: why do I do that? Why am I joining an argument I was not invited to? ...
A Slurpee and a Slushie are not the same drink. One is an engineered frozen carbonated beverage that requires a specialized pressurized CO2 machine. The other is flavored ice in a cup. The distinction matters, because one of them is genuinely worth going out of your way for. The Slurpee machine at 7-Eleven. Photo by Phillip Pessar. The Slurpee: The Champagne of Frozen Drinks The Slurpee is a Frozen Carbonated Beverage (FCB). That is not just a category name. It explains why you can only get one at 7-Eleven. The machine injects CO2 into the mix under high pressure, which keeps the ice crystals microscopic and produces a texture that is airy, light, and almost foam-like. No jagged chunks. No separation. Just a smooth, uniform freeze that behaves more like soft-serve than loose ice. ...